"He who is willing to sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither freedom nor safety." - Ben Franklin
"One useless man is called a disgrace; two useless men are called a law firm; and three or more useless men are a congress" - John Adams
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons.
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it."--Mark Twain
Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb
the culture. When the son returned, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in
Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity."
"Oy vey," said the father, "what have I done!"
He took his problem to his best friend. "Ike," he said, "I sent my son to
Israel, and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"
"Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he
also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the Rabbi."
They explained their problem to the Rabbi.
"Funny you should ask," said the rabbi. "I, too sent my son to Israel, and
he also came home a Christian. What is
happening to our young people?"
They prayed, telling the Lord about their sons.
As they finished their prayer, a voice came from the heavens: "Funny you
should ask," said the voice,
"I, too, sent my son to Israel
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