Sounds more like a chat between our gov. and one ouf us. Just change the names around

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"He who is willing to sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither freedom nor safety." - Ben Franklin
"One useless man is called a disgrace; two useless men are called a law firm; and three or more useless men are a congress" - John Adams
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons.
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it."--Mark Twain

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A fleeing Taliban,
desperate for water,
was plodding through
the Afghanistan desert
when he saw something
far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water,
he walked toward the object,
only to find
a little old Jewish man
sitting at a card table
with neckties
laid out on it.

The Arab said,

"My thirst is killing me.
Please, do you have water?"

The Jew replied,
"I have no water.
Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $150.
This one goes very nicely
with your robes.

"The Arab shouted,
"Idiot! I do not need
your overpriced tie.
I need water!"

"OK,"
said the old Jew,
"it does not matter
that you do not want
to buy a tie. I will show you
that you have not offended me.
If you walk over that hill
to the east for about four miles,
you will find a lovely restaurant.

Go! Walk that way!
The restaurant has
all the water you need!"

The Arab
staggered away
toward the hill
and disappeared.

Eight hours later
the Arab came crawling back
to the Jewish man's table.

The Jew said, "I told you,
the restaurant with the water
is about four miles over that hill.

Could you not find it?"

"I found it," rasped the Arab.
"But your brother
wouldn't let me in
without a tie."

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Me too, said the Lord

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"He who is willing to sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither freedom nor safety." - Ben Franklin
"One useless man is called a disgrace; two useless men are called a law firm; and three or more useless men are a congress" - John Adams
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons.
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it."--Mark Twain

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Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb
the culture. When the son returned, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in
Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father, "what have I done!"

He took his problem to his best friend. "Ike," he said, "I sent my son to
Israel, and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he
also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the Rabbi."

They explained their problem to the Rabbi.

"Funny you should ask," said the rabbi. "I, too sent my son to Israel, and
he also came home a Christian. What is
happening to our young people?"

They prayed, telling the Lord about their sons.

As they finished their prayer, a voice came from the heavens: "Funny you
should ask," said the voice,
"I, too, sent my son to Israel

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Me too, said the Lord

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"He who is willing to sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither freedom nor safety." - Ben Franklin
"One useless man is called a disgrace; two useless men are called a law firm; and three or more useless men are a congress" - John Adams
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons.
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it."--Mark Twain

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Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb
the culture. When the son returned, he said, "Papa, I had a great time in
Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oy vey," said the father, "what have I done!"

He took his problem to his best friend. "Ike," he said, "I sent my son to
Israel, and he came home a Christian. What can I do?"

"Funny you should ask," said Ike. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he
also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the Rabbi."

They explained their problem to the Rabbi.

"Funny you should ask," said the rabbi. "I, too sent my son to Israel, and
he also came home a Christian. What is
happening to our young people?"

They prayed, telling the Lord about their sons.

As they finished their prayer, a voice came from the heavens: "Funny you
should ask," said the voice,
"I, too, sent my son to Israel

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Interesting Fact:

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"He who is willing to sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither freedom nor safety." - Ben Franklin
"One useless man is called a disgrace; two useless men are called a law firm; and three or more useless men are a congress" - John Adams
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons.
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it."--Mark Twain

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There have been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq
theater during the last 22 months; that gives a firearm death rate of
60 per 100,000. The rate in Washington, D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000. That means
that you are 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol,
which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are
in Iraq.

CONCLUSION : We should immediately pull out of Washington, D.C

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Interesting Fact:

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"He who is willing to sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither freedom nor safety." - Ben Franklin
"One useless man is called a disgrace; two useless men are called a law firm; and three or more useless men are a congress" - John Adams
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons.
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it."--Mark Twain

---

There have been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq
theater during the last 22 months; that gives a firearm death rate of
60 per 100,000. The rate in Washington, D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000. That means
that you are 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol,
which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are
in Iraq.

CONCLUSION : We should immediately pull out of Washington, D.C

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A link for Memoridal Day

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"He who is willing to sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither freedom nor safety." - Ben Franklin
"One useless man is called a disgrace; two useless men are called a law firm; and three or more useless men are a congress" - John Adams
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons.
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it."--Mark Twain

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http://www.usmemorialday.org/

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Be afraid by very afraid cause this is the way they think

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"He who is willing to sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither freedom nor safety." - Ben Franklin
"One useless man is called a disgrace; two useless men are called a law firm; and three or more useless men are a congress" - John Adams
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons.
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it."--Mark Twain

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http://goldengirls03.org/Texas_Future.htm

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Andy Rooney's tips for telemarketers

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"He who is willing to sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither freedom nor safety." - Ben Franklin
"One useless man is called a disgrace; two useless men are called a law firm; and three or more useless men are a congress" - John Adams
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons.
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it."--Mark Twain

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Andy Rooney's tips for telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off
(instead of
hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so
much more
time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's
"beep-beep-beep" tone,
you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which
has
efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone
soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the
other
end?
This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone
calls and
records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a
"real" sales
person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one
there, is to
immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7
times, as
quickly as possible . This confuses the machine that dialed the
call and it
kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to
have your
name in their system any longer !!!

(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill,
return these
"ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their
own junk
mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for
everything from
credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw
away the
return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right?
It costs them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF" and
when they
receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was
around 50
cents before! the last increase and it is according to the
weight. In that
case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it
in these
cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.

One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express.
Send a pizza
coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day,
then just
send them their blank application back!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't
on anything
you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to
keep them
guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.

The banks and credit card companies are currently
getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we
need to
OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of
junk
mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying
that e-mail
is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need
to
increase postage costs again. You get the idea !

If enough people follow these tips, it will work----
I have been doing this for years, and I get very little
junk mail anymore.

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Try, adventure of a lifetime...

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"He who is willing to sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither freedom nor safety." - Ben Franklin
"One useless man is called a disgrace; two useless men are called a law firm; and three or more useless men are a congress" - John Adams
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons.
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it."--Mark Twain

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...If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime in
MEXICO, TRY THIS.

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas
, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free
medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins,
etc. Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible
reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing.
You would not understand, pal."
Keep your American identity strong.
Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in
your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that
your children do likewise.
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school
system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license.
This will afford other legal rights and will go far to
legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local
traffic laws.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to
all its officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon
dead. Because it will never happen.
It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the
world except right here in the United States. Land of the
naive!
If you agree, pass it on.

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You've got to see this...

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"He who is willing to sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither freedom nor safety." - Ben Franklin
"One useless man is called a disgrace; two useless men are called a law firm; and three or more useless men are a congress" - John Adams
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons.
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it."--Mark Twain

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http://upchucky.com/flash-george-girl.html

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